Long days, short weeks

When I got pregnant, the 6 week wait for my first OB appointment was equivalent to waiting for an entire can of paint to dry. Wait, I just googled that, and apparently it only takes a couple days to dry out a can of paint. Let's say it felt equivalent for an entire tanker truck of paint to …

Cinco de Drinko!

It's day 5, and I didn't drink last night. I had 2 La Croix sparkling waters in place of my Pinot Grigio. Pamplemousse, because I'm fancy. I woke up feeling almost hungover, after a night of shitty sleep. I've got two sick babes in my house, and while I'd like to say I wouldn't have …

Day 4

"I think you're in a good position, but also a really hard position. You're successful, you're pretty happily married, you love being a mom, and there's not much WRONG with your life. . . however, that's going to be a huge argument in your head when you're fighting the pull. Just remember, alcohol isn't going …

No Bottles, Day 3

I chose this as the name for my (first ever!) blog because I'm incapable of having one glass of wine. One glass is equivalent to at least one bottle. Yesterday I didn't drink. I've had many yesterdays that did not involve drinking, but I've always known there's inevitably a tomorrow that involves booze. Whether it's a …